Erik isn’t funny, he just pretends to be. He is opinionated, long winded and sarcastic. Speaking with him is a tumultuous task. His arrogance knows no bounds as it infects even the most pious of auras. His accomplishments are well documented and often the subject of his own conversations. There is no parallel to his pomposity. His greatest strength is heartlessness. His greatest weakness is mortality. He loathes those who love. Witnesses say he didn’t do it. And lastly, he is exceedingly humble.