Alan totally nails this audition to recast a classic video game character.
A picture’s worth a thousand words. A dick pic is worth three or four.
Adam and Charlie’s pillow talk can get a little unusual.
Some things are best left unsaid.
Friends don’t let Friends be nice guys.
If you don’t know how to address the elephant in the room… Cookie Biscuits says rap about it!
Why does my book smell like mothballs?
Watch the smart watch! …because it’s definitely watching you.
It’s not the punch you’ve gotta worry about.
Evil’s artwork has no price.
Cookie Biscuits explains how babies are made.
Electrolyte sports replenishment drink? Naaaaaaaah…
The Millers can’t wait for their new child to arrive from the Millenial adoption agency.
Don’t wan’t to give your money to the homeless for fear they’ll spend it on drugs? Buy him a coffee instead..